Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
15, max. SCORE 51
We both go down, together SCORE 55
There is no escape SCORE 19
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I just became more metal SCORE 34
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
Busted! SCORE 31
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
16 glasses of wine at a time SCORE 33
I’d watch that movie SCORE 36
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 77
Real American hero SCORE 41
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
What did I do to make this happen? SCORE 31
She’s doomed SCORE 51
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
