
A dog’s life. SCORE 124

So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 62

I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166

This year will be different! SCORE 101

There there, Lindsay. SCORE 58

Sock kitty! SCORE 169

Shampoo these days. SCORE 390

Watermelon seeds. SCORE 169

This year. SCORE 136

How I learned to count. SCORE 174

When I have kids… SCORE 152

Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30

If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104

Because, reasons. SCORE 79

Makes sense. SCORE -161

Things I’m still waiting for. SCORE 108

The perfect martini. SCORE 4

Stairs are lava. SCORE 43

Lockitron- too much technology SCORE -1

Jurassic Park. SCORE 296

The other Spiderman. SCORE 86

I’m so very fawned of you. SCORE 132

I made it with my bum! SCORE 210

I’m not good with babies. SCORE 177

New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 120

Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160

The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145

How women flirt. SCORE 139

Like a boss? SCORE 139

I want to go to there. SCORE 184

How Canadians swim. SCORE 222

Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429