Sweatpants are life. SCORE 65
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
Oasis Town SCORE 83
The people at my local Toys R Us did this SCORE 52
*hacker voice* i’m in SCORE 87
Like mother, like son SCORE 74
If you ever feel bad about your mistakes SCORE 93
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Need to buy these now SCORE 72
Certain death… SCORE 52
‘Mom I met the president’ SCORE 88
Judgemental baby SCORE 82
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
how to be popular in school SCORE 60
Gaming is fun now. SCORE 55
Who would have guessed? SCORE 70
No burn ointment for you then SCORE 100
Ultimate warfare. SCORE 96
I started levitating after I said this word SCORE 57
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70
Explosions make everything better. SCORE 42
Mr. Steal your ladies SCORE 95
Cross my palm with silver and I will tell you your future. SCORE 66
Overpopulation SCORE 92
Frisbee trick SCORE 75
Guy catches flying bird SCORE 62
Ice cave in Iceland during sunset SCORE 89
Well then SCORE 49
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53