Every day. SCORE 212
Every time. SCORE 135
Glam rock. SCORE 157
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 335
Conundrum. SCORE 209
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 256
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 325
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Scumbag brain. SCORE 198
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 307
A dogs life. SCORE 133
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 193
Nursing home problems. SCORE 318
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 137
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 194
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 244
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
WUT? SCORE 268
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Sounds delicious. SCORE 250
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 144
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 255
