you’re hired SCORE 22
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
playing hard to get SCORE 18
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
please…stop… SCORE 14
just one day… SCORE 23
this is quite the life SCORE 12
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
FYI: SCORE 22
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28