I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Proceed SCORE 30
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Fatality SCORE 40
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Real American hero SCORE 41
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
And cheese SCORE 26
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
