Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Accurate. SCORE 257
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Finally. SCORE 344
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
