How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I love you more than… SCORE 122
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I yawned! SCORE 10
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Truth. SCORE 183
Word! SCORE 20
BROFIST SCORE -2
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Because Reasons SCORE 224
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Wrong Show SCORE 192
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
