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Finally%21
SCORE 115
The+Lindsey+Lohan+of+Establishments
The Lindsey Lohan of Establishments SCORE 27
Due+to+less+pollution+in+lockdown%2C+the+Loch+Ness+monster+comes+up+for+some+fresh+air.++Welcome+back%2C+Nessie.
Due to less pollution in lockdown, the Loch Ness monster comes up for some fresh air. Welcome back, Nessie. SCORE 35
We+need+an+age+freeze+during+the+pandemic.
We need an age freeze during the pandemic. SCORE 38
French+Fry+Queen+is+back+at+it.
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 39
Covid-19+is+ruining+it+for+all
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
%2Acomplains+about+self+isolation%2A+Imagine+a+whole+lifetime+just+to+entertain.
*complains about self isolation* Imagine a whole lifetime just to entertain. SCORE 17
OK+BUT+AREA+CODE+NEXT+TIME
OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25
Do+your+part.
Do your part. SCORE 13
Danger+nood+says+what%26%238217%3Bs+up.
Danger nood says what’s up. SCORE 36
The+cheese+will+continue.
The cheese will continue. SCORE 31
I+are+helpful
I are helpful SCORE 26
Ain%26%238217%3Bt+that+something.
Ain’t that something. SCORE 26
They+really+juiced+up+that+description.
They really juiced up that description. SCORE 34
UN+DERSTAND
UN DERSTAND SCORE 25
The+dollars+must+flow.
The dollars must flow. SCORE 23
Do+not+breath+at+the+pupper.
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
When+your+wife+watches+your+press+briefings.
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Sample+Teachers+Contract+from+the+1920%26%238217%3Bs+before+collective+bargaining.
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
Wake+up%2C+Ellen.
Wake up, Ellen. SCORE 28
Turkey+sends+aid+to+Serbia.+On+the+boxes+a+quote+from+Rumi+includes%3A+%26%238220%3BThere+is+sun+after+darkness.%26%238221%3B
Turkey sends aid to Serbia. On the boxes a quote from Rumi includes: “There is sun after darkness.” SCORE 21
Typical+%F0%9F%87%B9%F0%9F%87%A9.
Typical 🇹🇩. SCORE 28
This+is+a+fun+game.
This is a fun game. SCORE 26
We+will+carry+on%21
We will carry on! SCORE 26
Leopard+queen%26%238230%3B
Leopard queen… SCORE 26
10%2F10+would+pardon.
10/10 would pardon. SCORE 27
Zoom+only+pls%3F
Zoom only pls? SCORE 30
Rinse%2C+repeat.
Rinse, repeat. SCORE 32
RIP+In+Peace%2C+road+warrior.
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
People+are+losing+it+out+there%26%238230%3B
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
A+Parmesan+vending+machine.+Italy+seems+nice%26%238230%3B
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
Beware+the+sopa.
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Quarantine+Day+439%3A+Doctor+has+successfully+performed+a+six-way+full+body+reconstructive+surgery.
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
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One day, the office smells a little like the ocean. The next day, this appears on the microwave. SCORE 140
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