don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
i wonder why SCORE 39
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
bad ass SCORE 38
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
so true SCORE 37
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
must pet the pet SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
cats always come first SCORE 27
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
clever girl SCORE 40
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
i can never find the words SCORE 45
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
oh wow SCORE 48
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
too late SCORE 38
