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me+too
SCORE 180
Asteroids.
Asteroids. SCORE 107
The+party+don%26%238217%3Bt+start+till+I+log+in.
The party don’t start till I log in. SCORE 111
How+we+used+to+do+it.
How we used to do it. SCORE 219
I+must+go%2C+my+people+need+me.
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 75
They+told+us+that+we+could+become+anything%26%238230%3B
They told us that we could become anything… SCORE 130
When+I+open+a+pack+of+gum+in+class.
When I open a pack of gum in class. SCORE 150
Cupcakeception.
Cupcakeception. SCORE 169
When+you+prove+someone+wrong.
When you prove someone wrong. SCORE 102
Nope.
Nope. SCORE 112
if+i+die
if i die SCORE 3
What+came+first%3F
What came first? SCORE 106
Count+Von+Count%26%238217%3Bs+reflection.
Count Von Count’s reflection. SCORE 150
Oreo+brownies.
Oreo brownies. SCORE 326
Which+pill+would+you+choose%3F
Which pill would you choose? SCORE 105
My+energy+drink+addiction+funded+a+space+program.
My energy drink addiction funded a space program. SCORE 63
The+existence+of+flame-throwers.
The existence of flame-throwers. SCORE 194
A+misunderstood+genius.
A misunderstood genius. SCORE 136
Oscar+the+Grouch%26%238217%3Bs+hippy+brother.
Oscar the Grouch’s hippy brother. SCORE 214
Roll+the+window+down.
Roll the window down. SCORE 223
Whenever+I+try+to+insult+someone%26%238217%3Bs+intelligence.
Whenever I try to insult someone’s intelligence. SCORE 181
hey%2C+hey+%2C+hey+.+.+.
hey, hey , hey . . . SCORE 6
You%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+right%2C+Google.
You’re doing it right, Google. SCORE 199
Over+protective+dad.
Over protective dad. SCORE 200
They+have+no+idea.
They have no idea. SCORE 168
Graduated+cylinder+vs.+Dropout+cylinder.
Graduated cylinder vs. Dropout cylinder. SCORE 135
In+pizza+we+trust.
In pizza we trust. SCORE 36
Just+when+you+thought+phone+booths+were+safe.
Just when you thought phone booths were safe. SCORE 131
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap! SCORE 112
More+Like+After+Any+Lecture
More Like After Any Lecture SCORE 5
That+is+not+funny.
That is not funny. SCORE 13
i+must+try+this+next+time
i must try this next time SCORE 5
Where+sporks+come+from.
Where sporks come from. SCORE 136
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