The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 217
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Expecto Patrón. SCORE 15
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 188
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
The $95 million penthouse in NYC. SCORE 145
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
Extroverts. SCORE 9
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Nimble Cat SCORE 12
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Chipotle suckers! SCORE 120
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
This sums up me and my friends SCORE -4
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
