the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
It’s all good. SCORE 49
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
treat? SCORE 25
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
I would eat them. SCORE 41
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
I want to believe. SCORE 28
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Olden but golden SCORE 19
