there’s a guilt trip for everything and i don’t like it. let me binge watch netflix in peace! SCORE 45
“maybe his legs needs some extra help” is such an amazing answer SCORE 32
how many balls is too many balls? SCORE 17
nice SCORE 12
catnip and chill SCORE 18
that’s not weird al. it is, in fact, kid rock SCORE 27
this sandwich totally tastes like a sandwich SCORE 14
goth on the outside, soft on the inside SCORE 28
only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 12
lol his wife made sure to leave him instructions on how to feed the kids SCORE 12
i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 32
someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
Completionists understand SCORE 28
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29
omg he still sends a bday card to the dog every year! SCORE 31
the therapy dog at this dentist looks like he needs to go to therapy SCORE 27
clever hack to get rid of unwanted junk SCORE 24
there is also a dog SCORE 29
a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10
the story of the rat that survived with no brain SCORE 19
this is why some games i just refuse to play SCORE 28
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 7
easiest decision of her life SCORE 16
eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 23
rachel and mike lasted two weeks after this facebook post SCORE 21
hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26
a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29
