friday is perfect actually SCORE 26
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
yes they are SCORE 7
duck! SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
accidental beauty SCORE 32
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 14
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 16
we’re both lying SCORE 23
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 16
cramps SCORE 10
we dare you SCORE 10
onward, steed! SCORE 14
is this satire? SCORE 14
a totally normal seat SCORE 12
it’s perfect SCORE 21
mooooo SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
future track star SCORE 17
everything beagle SCORE 1
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
memorable first customer SCORE 17
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
i like bananas SCORE 10
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 16
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
