Making the best of a broken phone screen. SCORE 201
I like my men like I like my tea. SCORE 286
My job is: SCORE 137
Tell me! SCORE 127
The moment… SCORE 265
Born to be grumpy. SCORE 52
Downton Abbey Road. SCORE 90
When corgis get married. SCORE 79
No matter how slow you go… wait what? SCORE 187
It’s important to stay well hydrated. SCORE 202
Homosexuality vs. a tattoo. SCORE 396
When I’m at my friend’s house and they get in trouble with their parents. SCORE 182
Pure evil. SCORE 252
Actual Advice Mallard on understanding women. SCORE 204
Whenever I’m feeling generous while driving. SCORE 200
Whenever the remote is out of arm’s reach. SCORE 165
Totally rude, right? SCORE 358
The power of Morgan Freeman. SCORE 81
When snow needs a lesson. SCORE 293
Avengers assemble! SCORE 68
College ruled. SCORE 206
I love that game. SCORE 192
You are my favorite proton. SCORE 90
Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! SCORE 341
Louie refused to admit he’d put on a few pounds during the holidays. SCORE 174
Life of Pie. SCORE 120
Domo-kun toast. SCORE 5
Something to be proud of. SCORE 315
Not sure if hug or attempted murder. SCORE 182
SAY THAT TO MY FACE! SCORE 205
The momzone. SCORE 272
Cat Vader. SCORE 3