important notes for male writers SCORE 42
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
gift not included SCORE 20
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
medical mystery SCORE 25
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
memes cure everything SCORE 10
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
smells like sadness SCORE 16
heathens SCORE 36
what’s the best thing your ever bought at the scholastic book fair? SCORE 16
i just love food too much SCORE 21
now i really do know SCORE 22
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
this is entertainment SCORE 8
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
my next hobby SCORE 13
floating dogs is the best we can do SCORE 15
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
happens all the time SCORE 26
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22