Thanks Max. SCORE 327
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
We are a virus SCORE 145
Word! SCORE 20
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 269
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 243
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Truth. SCORE 183
I yawned! SCORE 10
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
BROFIST SCORE -2
I Love My School SCORE 310
My feelings toward college. SCORE 157
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Self checkout. SCORE 243
I was mugged! SCORE 130
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Friends SCORE 20
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169