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Please+make+this+happen.
Why+are+you+the+way+that+you+are%26%238230%3B%3F
Why are you the way that you are…? SCORE 41
The+cat+offers+disproval+at+birds+being+kept+as+pets.
The cat offers disproval at birds being kept as pets. SCORE 18
This+owl+was+once+a+man%26%238230%3B
This owl was once a man… SCORE 35
My+gran+is+proud+of+me.
My gran is proud of me. SCORE 23
Let%26%238217%3Ber+roll%2C+Ted.
Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 43
Well%2C+here+it+is%26%238230%3B
Well, here it is… SCORE 36
Cinderella+pre+rhinoplasty
Cinderella pre rhinoplasty SCORE 19
Why+posties+go+postal.
Why posties go postal. SCORE 27
You+just+like+the+sound+of+your+keyboard%26%238230%3B
You just like the sound of your keyboard… SCORE 62
Science+can+get+personal.
Science can get personal. SCORE 73
Spicy+conflict+resolution.
Spicy conflict resolution. SCORE 44
%26%238230%3BNickels%21
…Nickels! SCORE 69
I%26%238217%3Bm+something+of+a+waiter+myself.
I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 19
It%26%238217%3Bs+OK%2C+linguistics+is+hard.
It’s OK, linguistics is hard. SCORE 45
you+could+pinch+my+cheeks%2C+if+you+wanted+to%26%238230%3B
you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13
Bulk+peanut+butter+is+an+easy+sell.
Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 11
Meet+Nav+Bhatia
Meet Nav Bhatia SCORE 84
I+can+only+take+you+in+small+amounts%2C+dear.
I can only take you in small amounts, dear. SCORE 20
Thanks+I+hate+breakfast.
Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32
This+is+fine%26%238230%3B
This is fine… SCORE 31
%26%238230%3Band+then+I+puked.
…and then I puked. SCORE 39
Snip+snap%21+Snip+snap%21
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39
I+would+prefer+prostitatered.
I would prefer prostitatered. SCORE 20
Go+directly+to+dad+prison.
Go directly to dad prison. SCORE 33
I%2C+for+one%2C+welcome+our+new+drone+overlords%26%238230%3B
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33
Some+might+say+friendship%26%238230%3B
Some might say friendship… SCORE 46
The+sheer+girth+of+this+bird+persons+bird%26%238230%3B
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
Family+singalong+time%21
Family singalong time! SCORE 24
If+there+was+ever+a+reason+to+believe%26%238230%3B
If there was ever a reason to believe… SCORE 57
Tiiiiight+little+circles.
Tiiiiight little circles. SCORE 45
Tiger+versus+mud
Tiger versus mud SCORE 47
bulbasaur+around+the+world.
bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46
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give+us+a+kiss
give us a kiss SCORE 15
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i’d love to sleep with the fishes SCORE 23
why+would+anyone+eat+that+stuff%3F
why would anyone eat that stuff? SCORE 34
be+my+forever+bride
be my forever bride SCORE 13
i+said+a+small+bite
i said a small bite SCORE 19
cheesecake+factory+has+high+standards
cheesecake factory has high standards SCORE 16
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