The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
Accuracy SCORE 130
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
There was a spider… SCORE 118
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
I am home. SCORE 3
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
How to troll Halloweenies. SCORE 143
Surprise me. SCORE 97
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Accurate. SCORE 113
Please be troll. SCORE 140
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
The Interwebz SCORE 1