Selective hearing… SCORE 263
Things to NEVER say to an artist. SCORE 245
Best dad eve-..hmm. SCORE 4
Baby’s mind blown. SCORE 149
I ate my kids’ Halloween candy… SCORE 38
I eat knives for breakfast SCORE 11
Treats?! SCORE 133
silly thor SCORE 226
I keep getting rhymes in my head that end with -orny. SCORE 2
Cat puns… SCORE 189
More restaurants should offer this special SCORE 141
Unique Handyman Tool SCORE 11
Scumbag drunk drivers SCORE 252
Thor or Loki? SCORE 289
Oops. SCORE 246
Party hard. SCORE 12
truth SCORE 277
To Kill a Mockingbird. SCORE 17
Faaaaaabulous!! SCORE 12
It’s midterm time again… SCORE 202
My Life Would Be Complete SCORE 16
There was a spider… SCORE 18
Best Halloween masked ball makeup I’ve seen SCORE 234
Dead beet. SCORE 11
Angle of depression SCORE 219
The force is strong in this pig. SCORE 236
Love can kill ya. SCORE 14
Perfect timing. SCORE 16
Cats don’t care SCORE 17
Summer vs. Winter SCORE 288
Atta’ grandpa! SCORE 231
Good idea. SCORE 277