You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Trying to eat a Nature Valley bar SCORE 207
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
My friend’s chin is a shark. SCORE 241
Oh… SCORE 8
Soon. SCORE 8
Well Played Bruce, Well Played… SCORE 3
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
R.E.M. SCORE 15
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
How automakers see back seat passengers… SCORE 7
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
The future. SCORE 22
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Words. SCORE 17
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230