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Woah%26%238230%3B
SCORE 341
It%26%238217%3Bs+for+your+own+good
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
The+obvious+answer+is+always+the+right+answer
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Personal+space+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+exist+in+the+ocean
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
She+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+need+to+watch+the+movies%2C+she%26%238217%3Bs+going+to+live+them
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
My+resume+lied
My resume lied SCORE 30
Those+aren%26%238217%3Bt+pigeons.+Those+are+demon+birds
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Seagulls+can%26%238217%3Bt+read.+And+don%26%238217%3Bt+care
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
While+I+have+your+attention%2C+let+me+ask+you+a+question
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
I+swear+it+was+the+elephants+for+real+this+time
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Eyes+don%26%238217%3Bt+lie
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
When+life+gives+you+lemons%2C+eat+your+laptop
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Flying+first+class
Flying first class SCORE 24
Are+you+there%2C+God%3F
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Meet+me+outside+the+saloon+at+high+noon
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Corbyn+Dallas+Multi-Pass
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
What+did+you+say+about+my+fluffkins%3F
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Bosses+hear+what+they+wanna+hear
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
request+denied
request denied SCORE 30
What+year+is+ist%3F
What year is ist? SCORE 35
The+Devil%26%238217%3Bs+Advocate%26%238230%3B
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
My+dream+day
My dream day SCORE 24
Let%26%238217%3Bs+just+be+friends
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Gotta+work+to+eat
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Stress+relief
Stress relief SCORE 45
That%26%238217%3Bs+gonna+leave+an+internal+mark
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Important+Chipotle+Hack
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The+truth+is+self+evident
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Every+sneeze+after+25+could+send+you+to+the+hospital
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
I+love+that+spatula+so+much
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Just+keep+swimming
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
What+about+Linux%3F
What about Linux? SCORE 45
I+cried+then+fell+asleep
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
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