Asking the real questions SCORE 178
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
A damn fool SCORE 64
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 40
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 104
All of these are true SCORE 175
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 106
Full time savage SCORE 71
The joys of flossing SCORE 75
Leo gets it SCORE 162
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
My ice cold heart. SCORE 82
Watching A Movie SCORE 72
America is so progressive SCORE 79
Admiration SCORE 80
Adulthood SCORE 108
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
Now that is dedication SCORE 151
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
When your friend is about to do something stupid… SCORE 105
Plenty of fish in the sea SCORE 58
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 134
Thanks, Internet. SCORE 47
Scumbag junior SCORE 80
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
I do this all too often SCORE 81
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 97
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Who else does this? SCORE 111
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
