She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 53
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 42
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 44
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 46
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 38
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 30
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Life is a balancing act SCORE 53
Awkward SCORE 69
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 39
Let’s just be friends SCORE 23
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 61
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
What about Linux? SCORE 44
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 38
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Same… SCORE 53
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Happy little trees SCORE 49
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
easy money SCORE 29
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 34
Jinkies! SCORE 61
Plot twist! SCORE 41
Problem solved SCORE 34
It’s my super power SCORE 43
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
