choose wisely SCORE -2
Genius. SCORE 353
Running for president just got a lot tougher. SCORE 245
How to write a passive aggressive note. SCORE 147
My cat loves watermelon. SCORE 137
Life of No. SCORE 73
Peter Parkour SCORE 1
Dear parents. SCORE 239
R2-D2 mittens. SCORE 125
Transformation complete. SCORE 303
Cats and blinds. SCORE 81
Now put me down over there, and fetch my kibble. SCORE 131
In Hell… SCORE 154
Napoleon Born2party. SCORE 100
Me too. SCORE 222
How comments work on the Internet. SCORE 150
I’m a snail. SCORE 183
I’m a penguin. SCORE 205
Obesity vs. cigarettes. SCORE 145
Things that make me feel old. SCORE 200
Scumbag bakery. SCORE 219
’nuff said SCORE -4
Beauty… SCORE 374
Well that’s one way to do it. SCORE 669
The art of trolling… SCORE 127
Texts from dog. SCORE 206
Just like any other day. SCORE 134
Things I never learned in High School. SCORE 324
When you dip too long. SCORE 118
The attitude on climate change prevention. SCORE 176
Give me pets. SCORE 247
Guns don’t kill people. SCORE 218