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To+those+kids+who+never+new+their+Dads
It%26%238217%3Bs+encouraged%2C+this+year.
It’s encouraged, this year. SCORE 29
It%26%238217%3Bs+over.+It%26%238217%3Bs+done.
It’s over. It’s done. SCORE 32
Well%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+surprise.
Well, that’s a nice surprise. SCORE 36
Just+keep+swimming%2C+and+all+that+jazz.
Just keep swimming, and all that jazz. SCORE 41
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap! SCORE 32
Love+you%2C+bud.
Love you, bud. SCORE 25
Face+after+13+hours+ICU+work
Face after 13 hours ICU work SCORE 32
Future+teachers+of+America.
Future teachers of America. SCORE 46
For+those+wondering+if+this+is+serious%2C+here%26%238217%3Bs+a+corona+patient+being+transported+in+South+Korea.
For those wondering if this is serious, here’s a corona patient being transported in South Korea. SCORE 32
Yes%2C+you+can+wear+that.
Yes, you can wear that. SCORE 38
Please+make+it+stop%2C+though.
Please make it stop, though. SCORE 28
In+1974%2Cthe+Egyptian+authorities+issued+a+passport+to+Ramesses+II+so+that+the+mummy+could+be+transported+to+France+for+examination+and+restoration.
In 1974,the Egyptian authorities issued a passport to Ramesses II so that the mummy could be transported to France for examination and restoration. SCORE 31
Be+good+to+others+if+you+have+the+means.
Be good to others if you have the means. SCORE 46
Nature+is+really%2C+really+good+at+geometry.
Nature is really, really good at geometry. SCORE 39
Top+tier+executive.
Top tier executive. SCORE 34
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+not+in+danger+I%26%238217%3Bm+just+looking+for+friendships+based+in+a+mutual+understanding+and+respect+of+Morse+code%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Fruit+Punch%2C+probably.
‘I’m not in danger I’m just looking for friendships based in a mutual understanding and respect of Morse code’ – Fruit Punch, probably. SCORE 33
Get+out+of+here%2C+pawn%21
Get out of here, pawn! SCORE 21
Greet+people+smarter.
Greet people smarter. SCORE 27
I+could+go+back+to+these+times.
I could go back to these times. SCORE 41
The+art+of+the+scam%21
The art of the scam! SCORE 38
Norway+is+not+holding+back+any+punches%26%238230%3B
Norway is not holding back any punches… SCORE 38
Danger+TP%26%238230%3B
Danger TP… SCORE 22
I+found+the+problem%2C+guys%26%238230%3B
I found the problem, guys… SCORE 26
Dr.+Ned+needs+you+to+turn+your+head+and+cough.
Dr. Ned needs you to turn your head and cough. SCORE 36
You+are+better+off+knowing+this+fact.+You%26%238217%3Bre+welcome.
You are better off knowing this fact. You’re welcome. SCORE 35
Evolution+is+lit%21
Evolution is lit! SCORE 18
He%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+point%2C+though.
He’s got a point, though. SCORE 25
Dogs+right+now%26%238230%3B
Dogs right now… SCORE 29
Samta%2C+please.
Samta, please. SCORE 38
hey%2C+siri%26%238230%3B
hey, siri… SCORE 10
I+asked+for+this.
I asked for this. SCORE 19
Jennifer+Lawrence%2C+you%26%238217%3Bve+changed.
Jennifer Lawrence, you’ve changed. SCORE 17
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Any+dogs+we+should+know+about%3F+%2Asweats%2A+Nope%21
Any dogs we should know about? *sweats* Nope! SCORE 83
She+crazy%2C+oh+oh%2C+she+crazy.
She crazy, oh oh, she crazy. SCORE 137
I%26%238217%3Bd+watch+it%26%238230%3B+wait%26%238230%3B
I’d watch it… wait… SCORE 156
Subtle+Shoplifting
Subtle Shoplifting SCORE 84
When+the+referee+wants+to+get+a+better+view
When the referee wants to get a better view SCORE 105
If+Harry%26%238217%3Bs+mom+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+have+met+James+Potter.
If Harry’s mom wouldn’t have met James Potter. SCORE 86
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