Being a pilot in northern Canada has it’s perks. SCORE 97
At the crayola museum, they let you make your own crayon labels SCORE 4
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
Help us… SCORE 47
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 130
If lays made beer SCORE 68
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 59
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
Are you religious? SCORE 69
Change.org, the best way to change the world SCORE 63
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 69
Waffle House SCORE 84
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
I’m going to have to start doing this at work SCORE 71
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 26
Don’t say you weren’t warned SCORE 54
Too much of a good thing SCORE 86
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
me_irl SCORE 50
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
