My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
Dog year problems. SCORE 195
But it smells so good… SCORE -1
You can see me? SCORE 149
The internet. SCORE 152
Thank you Mom SCORE 152
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 4
Immature: SCORE 72
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
The Interwebz SCORE 1
perfectly timed photos SCORE 3
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Accuracy SCORE 130
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Some pain never heals. SCORE 153
Smart Car SCORE 3
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 143
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Waking up. SCORE 92
False advertising. SCORE 212
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
Real men head boop with kittens. SCORE 245
I am home. SCORE 4
Birth control pills should be for men. SCORE 233
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 5
How to fix the economy. SCORE 242
I’ve got my thinking cat on. SCORE 162
Should you get back together? SCORE 268
