Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141
Peenut. SCORE 160
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
Gold digger. SCORE 117
At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 251
Sometimes I wonder why I hate everybody. SCORE 132
Be kind. SCORE 193
How writing works. SCORE 196
Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282
People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 117
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
Do want. SCORE 212
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
No gold for you. SCORE 189
Thanks mom. SCORE 194
How marketing works. SCORE 285
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
Wut? SCORE 156
Big nerd. SCORE 152
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
