he’s rewarding himself for doing an excellent job SCORE 25
the one night a year it’s acceptable SCORE 11
food always wins SCORE 20
nice SCORE 25
my kind of memorial service SCORE 6
it’s more comfortable SCORE 17
things couldn’t be better SCORE 4
she failed SCORE 25
it all started with a damn lemon SCORE 5
consider it done SCORE 3
duct tape fixes everything SCORE 15
*closes door* SCORE 19
i’ll sleep like a log, too SCORE 9
so much talent SCORE 18
a true artist SCORE 15
i have so many fans SCORE 15
happy halloween! SCORE 28
that’s one costume idea SCORE 3
dad level expert SCORE 5
would watch the extended edition SCORE 24
family finds a way SCORE 20
i could use a good laugh SCORE 21
new year new me SCORE 6
alexa knows me too well SCORE 6
they’re watching you SCORE 19
crud SCORE 20
sounds pretty nice, actually SCORE 28
suckers SCORE 23
chew your food SCORE 14
night night SCORE 4
yes, please SCORE 14
just in case SCORE 18
