This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
Coachella SCORE 55
I’m going to be ok. SCORE 54
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
Disappointment SCORE 50
Hey gurl SCORE 20
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
Brofish SCORE 75
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 67
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
I am the lion now SCORE 80
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83