donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 25
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
for lease navidad SCORE 20
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 19
data requires a manual SCORE 10
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 27
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 22
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 23
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 6
multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 31
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 23
there’s no coming back from this SCORE 22
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 18
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 23
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE -1
sorry cakey SCORE 18
the email never finds me well SCORE 14
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 15
muppets pride and prejudice starring adam driver SCORE 59
job well done. time to take a break SCORE 21
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 20
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 20
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 16
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 27
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 22
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 19
there’s always one t-rex that manages to see imminent doom before all the other dinosaurs SCORE 26
