How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Being sick. SCORE 140
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
Never forget. SCORE 159
Accurate. SCORE 112
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Burn! SCORE 249
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Genius. SCORE 145
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Seal SCORE 28
Burn! SCORE 216
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Probably… SCORE 185
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
