we dare you SCORE 10
is this satire? SCORE 14
cats find a way SCORE 23
memorable first customer SCORE 17
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 10
accidental beauty SCORE 30
i like bananas SCORE 9
a very small dog SCORE 14
you saw nothing! SCORE 16
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 18
cramps SCORE 8
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
every segment on the news SCORE 12
slap them SCORE 10
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 21
zero traction SCORE 11
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
friday is perfect actually SCORE 24
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 12
supersize it SCORE -3
it’s perfect SCORE 19
new slurs for british people SCORE 17
must. hold. it. together SCORE 12
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 27
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 15
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 27
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 8
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
