Why I vote. SCORE 150
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Whenever I’m studying for a test. SCORE 121
One wave to rule them all SCORE 1
We have to go back! SCORE 185
Person, grab my mouse! SCORE 135
Magic… SCORE 151
Just say NO to drugs! SCORE 215
How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Does not compute. SCORE 180
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Baby burrito. SCORE 119