There is no hope for you. SCORE 62
Never trust asparagus. SCORE 76
I’d listen to it. SCORE 55
Wait just a friggan minute… SCORE 48
Feeling toasted SCORE 42
These desks have the ability to amplify farts to 110db SCORE 48
Welp, see ya later… SCORE 68
The Pokemons sold at the official store SCORE 68
This is not the fortune you are looking for… SCORE 47
Yes they do offer other services… SCORE 128
I’m going to have to bill extra for this… SCORE 39
A book ravaged by termites SCORE 56
There is no god. SCORE 33
Mother may I? SCORE 95
Where are my children SCORE 105
Siri thinks too highly of you. SCORE 80
Look at these photographs… SCORE 44
Praise be SCORE 60
These bottle caps have coordinates to camping and fishing locations SCORE 55
There are other options out there… SCORE 57
Hot single crusaders in your area. SCORE 49
Grandad Ozzy being silly. SCORE 64
Whiny man-babies run the government. SCORE 117
Wuv. Tru wuv. SCORE 86
I get to live in a house with a wife… SCORE 90
sounds like a 401k to me… SCORE 64
I would watch the live action movie… SCORE 66
Sea Demons from the deep SCORE 74
You weren’t supposed to be here. SCORE 63
Bobody said it would be this hard… SCORE 41
*beaver intensity intensifies* SCORE 63
Correct, comrade. SCORE 55
