You can see an owl’s eyes through its ears SCORE 63
This teacher SCORE 94
When someone asks if I even lift SCORE 89
Tactical Denial SCORE 131
Like SCORE 60
Son of a- SCORE 80
Magnetic levitation lamp SCORE 82
Tesla’s prediction SCORE 174
How are these not called S’moreos? SCORE 67
When you’re at a party full of people you don’t know… SCORE 101
Every Dystopian YA Novel SCORE 145
This sushi wants to build a wall SCORE 63
Life comes at you fast… SCORE 138
Why you don’t leave food in your car in bear country. SCORE 65
Well, that got dark fast. SCORE 108
Hillary Clinton dresses like she’s in charge of some sort of space federation SCORE 112
Welcome… to Hell! SCORE 60
Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over. SCORE 116
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 88
I Still Wonder What Happened to the Rest of the World SCORE 111
I support this hobby SCORE 106
Obama vs. Trump SCORE 116
i now pronounce you SCORE 33
I don’t procrastinate SCORE 64
Suprised donor SCORE 157
When Mace Windu Lends a Hand SCORE 133
When your dog beats you at Monopoly… SCORE 75
When flies rub their hands together SCORE 123
Meanwhile, in Russia SCORE 34
If there is no wind. SCORE 87
A cross over I can get behind SCORE 67
Great, now I feel bad… SCORE 78
