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Volcanoes.
SCORE 301
Cha+cha+real+smooth
Cha cha real smooth SCORE 29
It%26%238217%3Bs+duck+season+somewhere.
It’s duck season somewhere. SCORE 17
Could+you+not%3F
Could you not? SCORE 12
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+blessing
it’s a blessing SCORE 22
Neighhhhhhh
Neighhhhhhh SCORE 19
Names+and+dates+please.
Names and dates please. SCORE 8
Wordsmiths.
Wordsmiths. SCORE 27
3d+Kitchen+ad+in+a+newspaper
3d Kitchen ad in a newspaper SCORE 22
Dammit%2C+Meatball
Dammit, Meatball SCORE 23
Simply+aghast.
Simply aghast. SCORE 12
That%26%238217%3Bs+great+Bri%21
That’s great Bri! SCORE 16
Grans+are+good+people%2A
Grans are good people* SCORE 25
Cannot+disclose+reality.
Cannot disclose reality. SCORE 13
Ban+humans.
Ban humans. SCORE 7
The+crows+have+eyes.
The crows have eyes. SCORE 32
Why+would+it+lose+value+under+a+mattress%3F
Why would it lose value under a mattress? SCORE 26
Hello%2C+old+friend.
Hello, old friend. SCORE 19
He+could+be+right%26%238230%3B
He could be right… SCORE 17
Thank+you+for+being+a+friend.
Thank you for being a friend. SCORE 14
%F0%9D%93%88%F0%9D%93%86%F0%9D%93%8A%F0%9D%92%BE%F0%9D%92%B9
π“ˆπ“†π“Šπ’Ύπ’Ή SCORE 24
The+guardians+of+the+bones.
The guardians of the bones. SCORE 31
Are+those+anteaters%3F
Are those anteaters? SCORE 24
Harry+is+excitable+this+morning.
Harry is excitable this morning. SCORE 18
Good.
Good. SCORE 25
RIP+epidermis%26%238230%3B
RIP epidermis… SCORE 18
RIP+In+Pot+Roast
RIP In Pot Roast SCORE 18
Respect+the+dogs+day.
Respect the dogs day. SCORE 20
Chick-Fil-A+gets+a+a
Chick-Fil-A gets a a SCORE 24
Burn+the+beetles%2C+please.
Burn the beetles, please. SCORE 15
Cocaine
Cocaine SCORE 23
I%26%238217%3Bd+put+money+on+it%2C+actually.
I’d put money on it, actually. SCORE 25
Whoopsie%21
Whoopsie! SCORE 21
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I+know+more+than+you.
I know more than you. SCORE 95
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Majestic as fu*k SCORE 69
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Who is a good boy!? <3 SCORE 72
Understanding+the+value+of+currency
Understanding the value of currency SCORE 92
My+friend+got+his+cat+a+tank.
My friend got his cat a tank. SCORE 69
Decisions%2C+Decisions
Decisions, Decisions SCORE 101
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