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A+head+full+of+fears%26%238230%3B
one+of+the+most+mildly+evil+things
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
it+adds+so+much+sass
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
missing+%26%238220%3Bsomehow+killed+a+cactus%26%238221%3B
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
you%26%238217%3Bve+maybe+seen+a+housefly%2C+or+even+a+horse+fly%26%238230%3Bbut+you+ain%26%238217%3Bt+never+see+a+turtle+fly
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
sweet%2C+i+could+only+find+ones+that+were+roughly+used%21
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
so+this+is+what+all+the+buzz+is+about
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
now+now%2C+hear+them+out%2C+after+all%2C+there+is+a+0.000000000000001%25+chance%26%238230%3B
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
bahama+mamas+w%26%238217%3Bll+do+that+to+ya
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
self+esteam+issues
self esteam issues SCORE 26
it+does+seem+magical+with+how+much+this+happens+on+accident
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
with+no+orb+to+ponder%2C+is+there+even+a+point+anymore
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
old%2C+or+no+old%2C+there+is+no+in-between
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
5%2C+obviously
5, obviously SCORE 38
put+on+your+sunday+clothes%2C+there%26%238217%3Bs+lots+of+world+out+there
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14
welp%2C+time+to+just+roll+over+and+oof
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
i%26%238217%3Bve+become+far+too+powerful+for+you+humans
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
just+a+cheap+knockoff+illness
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
if+it%26%238217%3Bs+%26%238220%3Blazy%26%238221%3B%2C+i+shouldn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+chop+anything
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
this+has+to+be+an+old+thought+from+previous+evolutions%2C+right%3F
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
how+you+gunna+call+out+my+childhood+like+that
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
brain+laundry+is+hard
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
%2Ajust+in+case
*just in case SCORE 27
the+ultimate+%26%238220%3Bi%26%238217%3Bm+tired%26%238221%3B+face
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
better+watch+your+back%2C+buddy
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
this+is+really+cute
this is really cute SCORE 53
what+about+semi-secret
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
my+older+brother+%2Awas%2A+right%26%238230%3B
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
cat+burglars+may+be+a+problem
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
parental+support
parental support SCORE 22
she%26%238217%3Bs+the+one
she’s the one SCORE 1
%26%238220%3Byou+can%26%238217%3Bt+run+your+house+like+an+oppressive+regime%2C+mom%26%238221%3B
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
etched+into+your+memory+for+eons
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
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