Every morning. SCORE 296
Proud moment reaching 100 SCORE -11
As a Game of Thrones fan, yes. SCORE 201
Probably SCORE 4
Reptiles. SCORE 317
Diary of a sad cat SCORE 7
Maximum derp. SCORE 70
I used to think gas was expensive… SCORE 181
Just cried a bit SCORE 31
Magic. SCORE 282
My Love SCORE 174
that time the cat call worked SCORE -4
Whenever I go on a diet. SCORE 152
I declare a time war SCORE 316
Never have I been so wrong… SCORE 216
Bees. SCORE 307
Like winning the lottery. SCORE 198
Like A Good Neighbor SCORE 19
So that’s how it started… SCORE 256
Wrong Number SCORE 5
Left The Bathroom Pretty Sad… SCORE -1
This is Halloween SCORE 13
How Punny SCORE 10
Sonder (noun) SCORE 26
morning people… SCORE 15
College life SCORE 10
mi nombre es juan pérez SCORE 19
thanks for the lift mum SCORE 220
Hey there stud muffin SCORE 25
being a time traveller can get confusing SCORE 32
Good Guy Galifianakis SCORE 522
First They’re Sour, Then You’re Dead SCORE 7
