When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Not today. SCORE 205
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
My kind of bed SCORE -71
English is weird. SCORE 95
Self control SCORE 100
I would watch this SCORE 110
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 177
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Twist! SCORE 138
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
How weather works SCORE 68
Global Warming SCORE 183
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Spare Hair SCORE 56
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
