Mocking Those Bossy Humans SCORE 120
Something I Learned Watching Supernatural SCORE 2
"You don’t have to put on the red light" SCORE 96
Listen, You Are Not Fat SCORE 16
I doughnut tan nicely SCORE 115
The definition that pops up when you Google ‘pleonasms’ SCORE 146
Daily Tough Decisions SCORE 11
Just let peanut girl be SCORE 15
Bees vs. wasps SCORE 114
Sugar glider reflexes activated SCORE 146
I live by a park. Spring has sprung. SCORE 129
Cat: You scratch my back, I scratch yours SCORE 98
Why is this so accurate? SCORE 14
What I Really Think Of The Apple Watch SCORE 118
Just be polite. SCORE 16
Uh Oh Spaghetti O's SCORE 118
Cooking With Neil DeGrasse Tyson SCORE 126
Cadaviar SCORE 138
Using It Wrong SCORE 171
When mom asks why you have so many tissues in the trash SCORE 7
So Why Isn’t This A Thing? SCORE 157
Why Pokemon is a game for adults SCORE 11
Adults are such hypocrites SCORE 145
Jim from The Office got jacked. SCORE 93
The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read SCORE 154
I Know What My Choice is SCORE 4
What's your job? I'm the guy who pushes BB-8 SCORE 163
The downfall of dog vision SCORE 6
You can never be too sure SCORE 2
The Detailed Anatomy Of A Spider SCORE 3
WTF Ted Cruz? SCORE 154
The Shape Of Your Body Depends On What You Do SCORE 15