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My+morning+routine
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+that+easy%26%238230%3B
It’s just that easy… SCORE 31
Matches+that+really+send+a+message%26%238230%3B
Matches that really send a message… SCORE 36
Let+the+cats+have+options.
Let the cats have options. SCORE 19
It+ain%26%238217%3Bt+stupid+if+it+works.
It ain’t stupid if it works. SCORE 27
Mars%2C+a+history.
Mars, a history. SCORE 20
Just+soft+touches%26%238230%3B
Just soft touches… SCORE 27
Read+the+humans.
Read the humans. SCORE 22
In+other+words%2C+get+bent.
In other words, get bent. SCORE 33
Warmth+confirmed%2C+and+appreciated.
Warmth confirmed, and appreciated. SCORE 23
Gouda+to+know%26%238230%3B
Gouda to know… SCORE 30
Hours+of+my+day%26%238230%3B+gone.
Hours of my day… gone. SCORE 34
There+are+two+types+of+people%26%238230%3B
There are two types of people… SCORE 20
You+know+the+scream%26%238230%3B
You know the scream… SCORE 27
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+dislike%2C+sonnets%26%238230%3B
I don’t dislike, sonnets… SCORE 35
dick+bong%26%238230%3B
dick bong… SCORE 20
Is+this+your+gaaaaalfrieeeeend
Is this your gaaaaalfrieeeeend SCORE 26
Love+thy+neighbour%2C+also%26%238230%3B
Love thy neighbour, also… SCORE 22
and+maybe+2022%2C+too%21
and maybe 2022, too! SCORE 21
So+progressive%26%238230%3B
So progressive… SCORE 15
We+are+very+proud+of+the+lil+jelly%26%238217%3Bs.
We are very proud of the lil jelly’s. SCORE 22
Lizards+listen+lovingly.
Lizards listen lovingly. SCORE 29
For+the+guest+throne+room%26%238230%3B
For the guest throne room… SCORE 22
Let+me+be+the+first+to+apologize+for+the+slanderous+way+in+which+I+previously+communicated%26%238230%3B
Let me be the first to apologize for the slanderous way in which I previously communicated… SCORE 19
Greetings%26%238230%3B+do+you+require+wares+of+which+I+posses%3F
Greetings… do you require wares of which I posses? SCORE 29
I%26%238217%3Bll+actually+pass+on+that+one.+Thanks.
I’ll actually pass on that one. Thanks. SCORE 19
You+have+simply+not+been+chosen.
You have simply not been chosen. SCORE 30
This+is+a+talent%21
This is a talent! SCORE 23
Oil+dips.
Oil dips. SCORE 26
Kitty+parts.
Kitty parts. SCORE 26
You+are+the+most+beautiful+ship+in+the+world
You are the most beautiful ship in the world SCORE 36
This+can+and+will+be+used+against+you+in+the+court+of+law.
This can and will be used against you in the court of law. SCORE 24
I%26%238217%3Bm+afraid+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+do+that%26%238230%3B
I’m afraid I can’t do that… SCORE 18
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My+friend%26%238217%3Bs+chin+is+a+shark.
My friend’s chin is a shark. SCORE 241
Words.
Words. SCORE 17
Mount+Rainier%2C+Washington
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 254
King+Cuddles.
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
Only+slightly+creepy.
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -8
The+trouble+with+being+Canadian.
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
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