Problem solved SCORE 42
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Flying first class SCORE 24
What about Linux? SCORE 45
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
My dream day SCORE 24
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
The obvious answer SCORE 26
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
My resume lied SCORE 30
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Stress relief SCORE 45
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
request denied SCORE 30