When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
We do live in a society… SCORE 28
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 38
No I don’t think it will… SCORE 20
boop activated… SCORE 26
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
Protect this one. SCORE 30
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
*Limited Edition* Frozen 2 banana? SCORE 17
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 33
The game changes a man SCORE 28
Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22
He is not impressed. SCORE 30
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29
The 20’s may get us, yet… SCORE 25
vv cool SCORE 24
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
No Talk ! I am Angry ! SCORE 27
Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
