Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
You can do this. SCORE 47
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
It actually is this SCORE 35
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
*gunshots* SCORE 22
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
There’s always one… SCORE 29
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
You go. SCORE 37
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
