When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Not even once SCORE 58
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
When I die… SCORE 130
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
This is adorable SCORE 135
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Just let me go SCORE 49
Star Vars SCORE 56
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
Ooops? SCORE 118
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89