My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
Worth a try. SCORE 125
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
