If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
Good advice. SCORE 13
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Germans. SCORE 3
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
The shinbone. SCORE 94
This and that SCORE 11
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Anyone else? SCORE 144
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Loud music. SCORE 14
Time. SCORE 133
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Parroting done right. SCORE 138
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
Colorblind. SCORE 136
When you see it. SCORE 5
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
